fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
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