Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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