Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
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I need you to use more vowels.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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