Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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