My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Randomize
