shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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