Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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