hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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