I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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