Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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