oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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