best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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