This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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