"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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