sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Dual....:-)
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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