Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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