how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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