He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Why did my mother make you get naked?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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