Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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