Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
