White coat. Heels.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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