Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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