question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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