We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
