I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
so much tequila, so little girl.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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