Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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