I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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