i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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