i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
