Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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