a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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