Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
