S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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