i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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