Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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