I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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