all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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