'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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