I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
COCAINE IS GR8
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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