Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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