Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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