I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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