How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Randomize
