i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
only if we run a train.
done.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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