didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
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