Grow some girl-balls and come out already
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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