Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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