piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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