There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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