I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize
