No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
How's work?
Spinning.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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