So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I am naked and annoyed.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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