she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
whose ass print is on the piano?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
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