He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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